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Happy three months to me and my baby, Matthew. Gosh, I like him so much and he likes me as much back, if not more (he says). I think I’m in love, but this thought always occur when we’re apart. I miss him even though I saw him like yesterday, and am seeing him tomorrow. He’s planned out a group dateeee up in the sky in air balloons. Ugh, he’s a sweetheart.

He’s falling…. in love… and is taking me down with him…. :o

Honestly, not that this should be one of the greater qualities I take pride in, but I make for like the best girlfriend ever. I’d cook for you (and I don’t suck at it once I pick up that spatula) and clean for you. And when you’re having a bad day I’d cheer you up, give you a back rub and make you feel better. I look my best not to really please you but to show you that I take care of myself and when we’re together, you can dwell on the fact you have a pretty girlfriend. (Not that looking ridiculously good is all there is to life…) I would offer words of support and hold back my negative emotions when they surface. Could be just TOM but it’s hard to be a bish around my boyfriend anyway, not that I am one. I just get mad but I keep it to myself most times. It’s better that way. Then when I calm down, I’ll discuss stuff calmly. I’ve gotten so much more mature :’) BUT I”M JUST SAYIN’ that mofo better appreciate me. And he kinda does :) So I won’t trip :)  Like JoJo once said: once you had the best, you can’t do better.

Alright, I got two INcoming midterms. Fck…Tea will keep me up.Mon, come at me.

So… this is awkward… this dude’s being extra friendly because he really did break up. And I had to ask! … How did I know. I mean that’s quite skeptical to compliment other girls so endearingly when said person has a girlfriend, but of course said person got dumped. Shoot. If I had a boyfriend going around complimenting other girls like that, I would snap. Women’s intuition is like a sixth sense. Too nice it’s almost creepy. No! I will never fall for an over-the-top nice guy like you. Ever! You can’t make me. Stay a bro. K Bye.